It's like sex, on toast.

Melissa
Twenty. Gemini. New Yorker. Connecticut College junior. Environmental studies major. Poet. Amateur photographer. Dancer. Dreamer. Hopeless romantic. Cynic.

Pretty much a fun bag of paradoxes...it keeps things interesting.

Ask away, and I shall answer...

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amydentata:

mercury-aqua-rhapsody:

grimdarkthroes:

no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!

no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!

no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!

Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!

I remember saying the same thing in high school and getting dismissed by the teacher.

Maybe the dress code should just require boys to wear blindfolds.

(via peaches-and-cream-54)

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ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY FINALS

howdoiputthisgently:

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