May 2013
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Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
amydentata:
mercury-aqua-rhapsody:
grimdarkthroes:
no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
I remember saying the same thing in high school and getting...
ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY FINALS
howdoiputthisgently:
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “Magnetism” (via dulcetdecember)
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda:
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
19% of prime time television characters are non-human while only 17% are women
– A Profile of Americans’ Media Use and Political Socialization Effects: television and the Internet’s relationship to social connectedness in the USA ― Daniel German & Caitlin Lally
There are more “non-humans” on TV than women. Talk about unequal gender representation in the media.
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thelittlehellion:
REPEAT AFTER ME.
GRADES DO NOT TELL YOU HOW SUCCESSFUL YOU WILL BE.
GRADES DO NOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY YOU WILL BE.
GRADES DO NOT DEFINE YOU.
GRADES DO NOT DEFINE YOUR DREAMS.
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A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On
Feminists...
– Autostraddle (via notaprincessdestinedtobeawitch)
Guys. You need to read this.
(via abaldwin360)